Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just had sex on a roof
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
