Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
