He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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