He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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