Do vagina's smell?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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