I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
