he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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