The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
