we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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