How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
