That's when you crack a 10am beer
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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