I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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