Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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