Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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