part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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