your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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