she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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