I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So squirting runs in the family.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
