just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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