I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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