so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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