Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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