New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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