dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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