And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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