i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.