At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit