My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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