Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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