i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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