the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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