The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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