I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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