just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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