i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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