last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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