i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
