he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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