But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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