Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
pray to the hookup gods
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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