Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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