I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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