They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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