THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
