no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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