Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Congratulations! We have a period
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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