but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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