what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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