I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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