i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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