i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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