butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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