What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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