Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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