So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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