My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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