Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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