Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize