Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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