you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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