I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Why is there bacon in the couch?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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