it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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