Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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