guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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